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my teacher:
what do you want to do when you're older?
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me:
I want to win MONEY.
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my teacher:
why?
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me:
A DOLLAR MAKES ME HOLLA HONEY BOO-BOO CHILD.
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my teacher:
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me:
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my teacher:
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me:
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my heath teacher:
why is it important to never put a drink down at a party, then pick it up and drink it again?
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me:
someone could spike it.
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my best friend:
GOT THAT RAPE JUICE IN YOUR GRAPE JUICE.
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my parents:
We're going out. Don't go any where and don't invite anyone over.
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me:
Yeah okay. Cause I was just going to go to all those parties I wasn't invited too. And all these guys that don't like me were going to come over and make out with me. And me and all the friends I don't have were going to do drugs.
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my parents:
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me:
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my parents:
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me:
okay bye.
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my parents:
We're going out. Don't go any where and don't invite anyone over.
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me:
Yeah okay. Cause I was just going to go to all those parties I wasn't invited too. And all these guys that don't like me were going to come over and make out with me. And me and all the friends I don't have were going to do drugs.
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my parents:
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me:
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my parents:
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me:
okay bye.
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